Saviours & Religions

Handy Dandy Saviour Table
Zoroastria	Saoshyant
Hindu	Kalki
Buddist	Maitreya
Judao	Moshiach
Christian	Jesus Christ
Islam	Imam Mahdi
Hopi	Pahana
Rastafari	Yesus Kristos

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Ruination

Continuing the Theme on Apocalyptic Beers and Ales... THIS is some good stuff Maynard. And it does to you as the name implies.

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Koran Defecation

These protests have escalated and are expected to come to a head on May 27, when Islamic movements in 25 countries, notably Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Malaysia and Indonesia, will launch mass gatherings.

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La Fin Du Monde

Finally grabbed one of these babies just because I look at the name every time I'm at the liquor shoppe (Can you say obsessed?). Not really strong for a 9%. Really sweet. Great color and body. The best thing about this is probably the packaging.
Item One in preparation for Armageddon: Learn to make Beer.

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Bird Flu Pandemic

"The finding points to the greatest fear of health experts that the H5N1 virus could unleash a pandemic and kill millions around the globe if ever it gained the ability to be transmitted among humans efficiently." - Chris Crum

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Send the Jews Back

According to Joe Van Koevering, The Apocalypse can be jumpstarted by sending a $250 donation to his church, where the money will be used to send the Jews back to Zion.

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Elvis 666

Elvis will return to earth on June 6, 2006. Or maybe June 1, 2006???

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Sun Myung Loon

The Messiah with Nixon

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Killer Hailstorms

An overnight hailstorm in Oaxaca City, Mexico kills eight people while dumping 30 centimeters if ice in some areas.
Photo stolen from pocahontasss. Too bad Kit and Carol on the Road didn't stick around a day longer... :)

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Agent Orange

"Agent Orange" is a powerful defoliant that was largely used during the Vietnam War, in order to defoliate the forests that where hiding the Vietcong soldiers. This chemical product contained a poison dangerous for health and environment: the dioxin. Its disastrous effects appeared about 3 to 4 years after its use, causing malformations on about 75'000 people. And still nowadays, 25 years after the war, 3'600 children come to life each year with severe deformities, fissures in the throat, double rows of teeth, and other muscular atrophies. The growing infertility of the young women, as well as urological problems, are also attributed to Agent Orange. Effectively, important amounts of dioxin have been found into the grease and liver of the Vietnamese victims. This weedkiller harms human beings by seeping from water or soil into their food.
from http://www.gci.ch/GreenCrossPrograms/LEGACY/agentorange.html

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The Bible's Apocalypse

MIKE RUFFIN has a good summary of the Bible's version of events leading up to Judgment Day:

"The end times are the seven-year period when God's wrath will be slowly brought upon the world for its failure to believe that Jesus Christ is Lord and Savior. Jesus refers to it as the “great tribulation.” (Matthew 24:21) Here are a few examples of what the Bible says will be seen in the end times:

– A man will surface who will achieve popularity in both politics and in war. The world will be deceived by his charisma.

– End times will begin with the signing of a peace agreement between Israel and her enemies. For the first time ever, the world will be at total peace, or at least it will seem so.

– Violence will increase in all parts of the world. A quarter of the earth's population will be killed due to wars, famine, pestilence and wild beasts.

– Many people will experience a religious conversion and become followers of Jesus Christ. Most of these newly saved Christians will be hunted down and killed for their faith.

– There will be a great earthquake. The sun will be blackened, and the moon will turn blood red.

– A third of the earth will be burned up. The sea will become like blood, destroying everything that lives in it. Fresh water will become like blood.

– Two men, known as witnesses, will preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ for 3 years and will be killed by the Antichrist.

– The Euphrates River will dry up, allowing for a great battle. Rulers will gather their armies together to battle God at Armageddon. Jesus Christ will return with his army to claim the earth as his possession.

– The Antichrist will be exposed for whom he really is, and Satan and all his fallen angels will be thrown into a lake of fire.

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Pray for Pestilence?

Avery Walker says a good plague is the solution to our energy problems.

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Darkness Comes

Some guy, whose name really does not matter, lead "singer" of The Darkness to unlease solo album upon the world.

The horror... the horror...

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